sábado, septiembre 25, 2010

Need for speed

Mi padre y su mujer se fueron un mes de vacaciones y dejaron a mis hermanitos a cargo de Sofi (19) que, a veces, necesita ayuda.
Me ofrezco a llevar a Gero (15) a fútbol a un desagradable complejo multideporte en las lomas.
Lo dejo en la puerta y tomo una rotonda interna para salir.
En primera.
A exactamente 16 km/h (el C3 tiene velocímetro digital).

Madre con 4 niños colgados de diferentes apófisis me grita.

Madre- ¡Loco! ¡Hay chicos acá!

Freno.
Apago a Mozart.
Bajo la ventanilla.

Eu- Si no te hubieras embarazado un trillón de veces para subir unos peldaños en la clase social ¿Serías más feliz?
Madre-...

Game.
Set.
Match.

30 comentarios:

Fede dijo...

Sublime, como siempre

Sil dijo...

Hans: 1
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La Gata Lola dijo...

u are one of my heroes

casandra dijo...

apófisis.

elpibedesistemas dijo...

Sos un animal, pero cómo me hacés cagar de risa!

Saludos

Anónimo dijo...

gracias! Nos vengaste a varios.

Cosima

Matt dijo...

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Anónimo dijo...

Feliz va sin tilde

Dreamtigers dijo...

Deberian dejar drogar a los chicos para sacarlos(?. No, mentira. Pero es realmente molesto la gente con tantos hijos.

ferusska dijo...

que sutil, me encantó!
good to read you back, hans.

ferusska dijo...

que sutil, me encantó!
good to read you back, hans.

Coqui Tomás dijo...

Tu grado de acidez no te carcome?!
fue buena igual..

Conz dijo...

aplausos!

enaguasdeplastilina dijo...

espero que todas las geniales cosas que postees estén ocultamente manoseadas hasta el hartazgo. de lo contrario tendré que asumir con mucho pesar que las conversaciones que mantengo en mi vida son chatas e insípidas como una hostial
à bientôt, hans.
a.

Hans dijo...

Fede: Nah.
Sil: Y vamos al alargue.
Gata lola: No será un poco mucho?
Cass: Claro.
pibedesistemas: Animales son los sapos!
Anó: Vivo para servir.
Matt: Yo?
Anó: Es cierto.
Dream: O deberían drogarlos más.
Ferusska: Sutíl es mi segundo nombre.
Coqui: No, desayuno pilas alcalinas.
Conz: Gracias su alteza, no somos dignos.
Enagua:Eh...no particularmente, pero si te sirve de consuelo ya no tengo amigos.

casandra dijo...

posteá que me aburro.
el martes festejo mi cumple con cena en restaurant mexicano de excelente calidad en palermo. venis?

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