viernes, julio 29, 2005

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Eu- Tal vez me esté fallando la vista, pero creo que hay un cepillo de dientes nuevo en mi baño.
Gema- Si, ya no apetecía usar el tuyo.
Eu- ¡¿Usaste MI cepillo de dientes?!
Gema- Claro, MI boca se ha ganado el derecho a usar TU cepillo de dientes. ¿Te incomoda?
Eu- No, pero lo que pasa es que yo me hago gárgaras con permanganato de sodio, el cepillo lo uso para limpiar las pipas.
Gema-Agh!!!
Eu- Es broma, pero es una de las tantas cosas que te pueden pasar por usar cepillos ajenos.
Gema- Es un símbolo de unión. (¿?)
Eu- No, un símbolo de unión es un par de esposas. Lo del cepillo es marcar territorio. Si una mujer hubiera llegado primera al everest, en vez de una bandera hubiera clavado un cepillo de dientes. Luego en el pub de la base, entre pinta y pinta con los porteadores sherpas, hubiese dicho “ Ven esa montaña de ahí, tengo mi cepillo de dientes arriba”
Gema- (bufido)
Eu- Es cierto, es más, si mal no recuerdo el estandarte de Juana de Arco era un cepillo de dientes con flores de lis. “Tomo Orleáns en nombre del delfín, y dejo mi cepillo de dientes en el baño para que sepan que la ciudad es mía; ya saben, pueden darse una vuelta, tomarse un café pero no pasar la noche ahí.”
Gema-…
Eu- E imagina si Colón o Neil Armstrong hubiesen sido chicas…
Gema- ¿Quieres que lo quite?
Eu- No, no, es un símbolo de unión.
Gema- Estoy comenzando a admirar al arenque.

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